Ice Girls in Burlap Bags

I’m glad that I’m an old guy (Thanks to my big brother for the thought). I look around at our country’s rush to support democratic movements that dissolve into chaos, a country that obsesses with Duck Dynasty, yet reads at a 7th grade level, a country that thinks NASCAR is a form of motor racing, and I’m just glad I won’t be around to see where this is all going. 

Ice Girls in burlap bags are the latest thing I hope to miss.
In case you are not aware, the NHL’s San Jose Sharks have decided to clothe their Ice Girls (Cheerleaders by any other name) in a little less, and by a little less, I mean the girls wear long pants, long-sleeve shirts that tie at the neck, BUT… wait for it, the shirts expose three inches of the young ladies’ midriff. On the other hand, the Ice Guys’ shirts do not expose their belly buttons (Thank God). I don’t care if you are a gay man or a hetero girl, who-the-hell cares about a man’s belly button anyway?

Ice Girls on left, guy on right. Enjoy it why you can.
As you might imagine, there are elements that claim the Sharks are objectifying women, making them sexual objects. I could wax eloquent on this issue, and in the past I have. Instead, let me provide a one-word answer to the objectification police. Really?

Where will all this end? When will modern-day, enlightened humans by happy? When we all, men and woman alike, dress in burlap sacks? Should we also coat the trees in cloth, hide the mountains from view? Isn’t placing them on a post card objectifying them? Forbid Tom Brady from modeling? How insulting that must be to him. Forbid Ferrari and Porsche from designing cars that make our blood race?

I think a beautiful woman is one of the greatest visual joys in life. I hope you women feel the same way about guys, and if you’re gay more power to that train of thought too. Let’s celebrate our differences, our beauty, not try to homogenize  it. 

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