Marvel Monday on Wednesday. On Great Games, and Ghastly Casting

It's Marvel Monday, on Wednesday. Last week was a bit of a Marvel week for me. I played Legendary: A Marvel DeckBuilding Game (LAMDBG) and I took in the premiere of Agents of Shield on Tuesday night. I intended to write a post about the experience on Monday, labeling the words, Marvel Monday, but it didn't happen.
Let's talk about the good news first. LAMDBG supplanted Resident Evil as my favorite deck building game. First, let me lay the background on you. I'm underwhelmed with Dominion. Certainly not a bad game, I can see why it sold a bazillion copies. It's simple, yet engaging, and better still wives play it with their husbands, or vice versa, or whatever. I don't like it because there isn't any combat in the game. I mean why have knights if they can't lop
This is what Skye should look like.
someone's head off? Resident Evil fixed that. Lots of weapons, lots of combat, and lots of fun.
Yet despite its combat, Resident Evil is still standard deck-building fair. You buy stuff, place it in the discard pile, draw a hand, and hope for the best. Although LAMDBG follows a similar format, the victory conditions are varied depending on the scenario. Another interesting feature is the march of the bad guys across the table. At the start of his turn, each player draws one card. If it is a villain, it is placed on the right hand slot of the five-slot villain track. If that position is occupied, all the villains move one position to the left. If this bumps a villain off the track, it usually counts against victory. Hence, the game is cooperative. All the players work together to prevent the villains from exiting the track. Yet despite the cooperation, each villain eliminated awards the eliminator victory points. If the good guys and gals win, the hero/player with the most victory points wins the individual contest. It’s a neat mechanic, and one of many that makes the game interesting.
Less interesting was my other Marvel endeavor of the week, Agents of Shield. A spin off from last summer’s surprisingly good Avengers movie, Agents of Shield is poorly plotted, poorly acted, and even more poorly cast. It's hard to believe that Stan Lee said, "That's EXACTLY what I envisioned." 
In the first episode, Shield’s agents, who look like also-rans from a Gossip Girl casting session, must save a hooded hero from his own super powers. They do this by firing a high-powered medicine bullet into his head. I’m not making this up. 
The acting is little better, Grant Ward, who is supposed to be the obligatory loner-tough-guy, comes across as a pretty boy who can’t shut up. And the casting? Suffice to say that Skye, an underground hacker, looks more like a debutante. Bad stuff all around. The type of show that gives us geeks a bad name. As if we need help with that.
See you tomorrow.


Comments

Brant said…
I thought the pilot for SHIELD came across as a slightly more colorful & expensive pilot for Alphas, with a little more stable universe to set it in (tho it turned out later that Alphas, Warehouse 13, and Eureka all shared a universe, we didn't know that in teh Alphas pilot).
Rising Tide sounded just like Red Flag from Alphas. The loner hero w/ hand-to-hand moves, the cute girl with questionable loyalties, the seemingly-ordinary team leader with his own secrets (that he doesn't even know!)... there were just too many parallels there...
Mark H. Walker said…
Haven't seen Alphas. I'm aware of the plot, but haven't seen it. AoS was mediocre, through and through, but what really struck me was the miscasting. It all could have been so much more interesting if the producer could have let go of the everyone-has-to-be-pretty-so-shallow-folks-will-watch paradigm. For example, can the pretty boy and cast Robert Taylor as Grant Ward, drop the debutante and someone that looked like Dragon Tattoo's Lisbeth Salander for the hacker girl. Perhaps a chubby girl for the female tech geek, and a truly geeky looking geek for the male tech geek. The Asian fighter-who-hates-to-fight? That part is so poorly scripted I don't know who could play it. The entire show lacks the edginess that might make it work.
Mark H. Walker said…
That said, it'll probably be a big hit with the I-don't-watch-TV-to-think crowd.

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